Wednesday, October 1, 2008
Funny Ha Ha
Proof that even in the midst of a terrible, no good, rotten spell of existential ennui, God still sends laughs.
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"And though home is a name, a word, it is a strong one; stronger than magician ever spoke, or spirit ever answered to, in the strongest conjuration." Charles Dickens, Martin Chuzzlewit
About Me
- M
- Holy rolling mother of emotional insanity...married to mechanical genius of a man...with three children: Raph (12), Q (10) and Eliza (7).
Quotes
We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are. ~ Anais Nin
We are not necessarily doubting that God will do the best for us; we are wondering how painful the best will turn out to be. ~C.S. Lewis
The soul would have no rainbow, if the eyes had no tears.
Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia . ~E.L. Doctorow
Some mothers are kissing mothers and some are scolding mothers, but it is love just the same, and most mothers kiss and scold together. ~Pearl S. Buck
The follies which a man regrets most, in his life, are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity. ~Helen Rowland
It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. ~Krishnamurti
We rarely think people have good sense unless they agree with us. ~La Rochefoucauld
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. ~Johnny Carson
When I speak of home, I speak of the place where -- in default of a better -- those I love are gathered together; and if that place were a gypsy's tent, or a barn, I should call it by the same good name notwithstanding. ~Charles Dickens, Nicholas Nickleby
Absolutes are never true.
We are not necessarily doubting that God will do the best for us; we are wondering how painful the best will turn out to be. ~C.S. Lewis
The soul would have no rainbow, if the eyes had no tears.
Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia . ~E.L. Doctorow
Some mothers are kissing mothers and some are scolding mothers, but it is love just the same, and most mothers kiss and scold together. ~Pearl S. Buck
The follies which a man regrets most, in his life, are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity. ~Helen Rowland
It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. ~Krishnamurti
We rarely think people have good sense unless they agree with us. ~La Rochefoucauld
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. ~Johnny Carson
When I speak of home, I speak of the place where -- in default of a better -- those I love are gathered together; and if that place were a gypsy's tent, or a barn, I should call it by the same good name notwithstanding. ~Charles Dickens, Nicholas Nickleby
Absolutes are never true.
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So You Know My Humor Is Genetic; I Inherited It From My Dad
My dad's message he left on our answering machine last night:
*beep* A man walks into a bar with a lizard on his shoulder.
The bartender asks, "What's that?"
The man says, "Tiny."
And he says, "Why?"
"Because it's my newt."
Bye.
*beep* A man walks into a bar with a lizard on his shoulder.
The bartender asks, "What's that?"
The man says, "Tiny."
And he says, "Why?"
"Because it's my newt."
Bye.
My Favorite Joke
A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."
A Close Runner Up
A dyslexic walks into a bra....
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5 comments:
Oh my goodness this is SO funny!
Where did you get the picture?
I can't tell if you are being sarcastic or straight. Unless this is Mia signed in as on7 - that makes so much more sense! This was on the door of our local Safeway. Liz took the picture with her cell phone. I made her send it to me. It still makes me chuckle.
one of these days I am going to go to your house and it is going to have a sign
" Sorry no food for the neighbor today "
We are all on diets!
BIOHAZARD
NO FOOD OR DRINK
STORAGE
IN THIS REFRIGERATOR
there is a new sign for your fridge !!!!!!
Whadda ya sayin' here Liz? I've got your chicken in my fridge so be nice!
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